10 Terrible 1980s Wrestling Gimmicks You Forgot About (But Should Know)
The 1980s were a golden era for professional wrestling, a time of larger-than-life characters and bombastic storylines. However, not every idea was a winner. Lurking beneath the Hulkamania fever were some truly terrible gimmicks that deserve to be remembered, if only as cautionary tales. Here are 10 you likely forgot about, but should know:
1. The Red Rooster (Terry Taylor)
Imagine taking a promising, athletic wrestler and saddling him with the gimmick of... a rooster. That was the fate of Terry Taylor. He strutted, he crowed (poorly), and he generally embarrassed himself in the ring. The bright red hair was the cherry on top of this feathered flop, quickly turning a potential star into a punchline.
2. Outback Jack
Picture this: A wrestler from the Australian Outback, complete with a boomerang and a bush hat, yet clearly not very Australian. Outback Jack was a cultural caricature that failed to resonate with audiences. His generic look and lack of charisma made him forgettable, proving that a strong accent alone doesn't make a compelling character.
3. Koko B. Ware and Frankie
While Koko B. Ware was a decent mid-card performer, his gimmick hinged on a talking macaw named Frankie. Sure, Frankie could flap his wings, but he added absolutely nothing to Koko's matches. The "Birdman" gimmick felt forced and ultimately detracted from Koko's in-ring abilities, making him more of a novelty act than a serious competitor.
4. The Gobbledy Gooker
Speaking of birds, let's not forget the Gobbledy Gooker. Hatched from a giant egg at the 1990 Survivor Series, this turkey-like creature was supposed to be a fun, family-friendly addition. Instead, it was a colossal failure, booed relentlessly and quickly relegated to wrestling infamy. The Gooker's debut is widely considered one of the worst moments in wrestling history.
5. Max Moon
The future is here! Well, not really. Max Moon was supposed to be a futuristic wrestler with a high-tech suit and rocket-powered moves. The execution, however, was clunky and awkward. The gimmick felt out of place in the WWF landscape and ultimately failed to connect with fans, leading to a swift and unceremonious exit.
6. Repo Man (Barry Darsow)
Barry Darsow, already a successful heel as Smash of Demolition, was repackaged as the Repo Man, a sneaky car repossession agent. He wore a black and white striped mask and carried a tow rope, repossessing items from wrestlers who didn't pay their bills. The gimmick was cartoonish and failed to capitalize on Darsow's previous success, diminishing his credibility.
7. Mantaur
Half-man, half-bull, all terrible. Mantaur was a massive wrestler who mooed and charged around the ring like a bull. The ridiculous costume and lack of wrestling ability made him a laughingstock. He represents a prime example of a gimmick that prioritized visual spectacle over any semblance of in-ring talent or storyline coherence.
8. Kamala the Ugandan Giant
Kamala, portrayed by James Harris, was a hulking, savage "Ugandan Giant" who barely spoke and was often depicted as being controlled by a handler. The gimmick relied on racist stereotypes and portrayed Africans in a demeaning and inaccurate light. While Kamala had a long career, the inherent offensiveness of the gimmick makes it a particularly egregious example of 1980s wrestling's problematic elements.
9. Akeem (The One Man Gang)
Already a imposing figure, George Gray was repackaged as Akeem, "The African Dream." He wore a jheri curl wig and danced to a stereotypical African beat. The gimmick, like Kamala's, played on racial stereotypes and was widely criticized for being offensive. It was a significant step down for Gray and a prime example of wrestling's unfortunate history of cultural appropriation.
10. The Ding Dongs
This tag team wore bell-shaped outfits and rang bells as they entered the ring. The Ding Dongs were intended to be a comedic act, but their gimmick was so absurd and uninspired that it failed to elicit anything but groans. They are a perfect example of a wrestling idea that sounded terrible on paper and played out even worse in reality.